First of all, the Sports Fanatic on our staff goes by the name of Buckeye and as his name implies, he loves the Ohio Buckeyes. He also loves the San Antonio Spurs and the Buffalo Bills — despite never having lived in either San Antonio or Buffalo.

Ideally he will post some interesting banter on this board for you to read and argue over, but when that will happen all depends on how soon he can figure out how to remove his head from his buttocks.

Yep. Sometimes ya’ just have to kick people in the balls before they respond. If you want to help, he goes by the name of ‘cgretto1′ on the following sports talk message boards: espn.com, foxsports.com, si.com (not often).

Kick him in the balls for me, will ya’? And tell ‘em Blakk Frogg sent ya’ so he knows why it happened!